February 2012
138 posts
if i were a serial killer my targets would be all the people who chew gum with their mouths open
boy: ow i stubbed my toe
girl: child birth periods cramps sexual harassment boobs high heels
buttluver:
the worst thing ever is crying in school because then you’re so embarrassed for crying in class you cry even more and it is really hard to stop
it might be worth the hours of driving to go to the nearest ihop for free pancakes
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
The fact that a politician like Rick Santorum can be successful in American politics just shows you how bad and outdated the American political system is
why are memes still popular
god i hate everyone
chitzybitch:
I wonder if Tyra mail comes on sundays
if all the fire trucks were there for a drill i’m gonna be so pissed off like what the hell kind of fire department does a drill at a public school at eight at night smfh
cemerie:
do you ever take step back from your blog and think “what am i doing”
simetrae:
Regina Spektor - Pavlov’s Daughter
the only thing on my bucket list is to meet the immortal golden lion irl
molluminati:
my face from the side looks so weird
also my face from the front
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
i used to hate uggs but i tried my friend’s pair on yesterday and they were so comfortable that now i have to rethink my entire life
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noboynoproblems:
Somebody that i used to know -...
textposter:
ive gotten significantly more depressed since joining tumblr but also significantly funnier
patiently waiting until my hair gets long enough that i can turn it into a noose and hang myself
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I wish I was fluent in sarcasm like those girls on Facebook are.
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i finally got my computer to work after a week of it being broken
omg i’m so far behind on facebook stalking i have literally no idea what’s going on in the lives of people i stopped talking to months ago
my school has allegedly banned yoga pants
i guess that’s gonna solve our problems of teen pregnancy and drug abuse and failing standardized tests and the high dropout rate idk
commanderinqueef:
how to be me for a day:
don’t shower
don’t socialize
don’t do homework
eat 17 meals with snacks in between
my brother made it onto lil b’s facebook. what a cool dude, i’m so jealous
I haven’t felt this shitty of a person in a really long time.
whoreoscopes:
I dont know why I dislike dubstep so much. I guess it just wubs me the wrong way.
facebook: only accept friend requests from people you really know
me: don't tell me what to do